R Kelly is crazier than bat shit.
In an interview with Hip Hop Magazine, R Kelly, the most pedophilist man in hip hop, compared himself to Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.
"I'm the Ali of today. I'm the Marvin Gaye of today. I'm the Bob Marley of today. I'm the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us. And a lot of people are starting to realize that now," Kelly said.
Its hard to imagine, really. Thinking that you possess the skills of Bob Marley AND Martin Luther King AND Muhammad Ali, and then to use that magic to create the 12-part "Trapped in the Closet" epic.
His genius is shining through me right now as I think about it.
That alone would be enough to get him in the Bat Shit Hall of Fame, but add to that a never-ending trial on "child sex charges" and the appearance of a last-minute mystery man who will testify to something in his defense? Bat Shit Gold.
Pretending that's someone else in that sex tape of you having sex with a child? Priceless.
R Kelly might need a whole blog devoted just to his crazy.
1 comment:
Don't forget about him peeing on young girls. Does that qualify as crazier than bat shit?
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